if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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