I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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