Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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