Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
