she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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