Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Randomize
