Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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