So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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