And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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