I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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