Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
tequila makes me forget i have legs
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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