she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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