Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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