Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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