My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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