Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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