my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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