Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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