More tranny stories later!
You work out of a Hotel?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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