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white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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