apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
