Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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