the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Sober January is a disaster.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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