yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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