"it" just moved
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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