The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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