I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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