I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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