who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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