oh god the rape fog is back!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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