i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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