Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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