when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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