What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
they're like a gay fantastic four
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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