If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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