I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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