new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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