You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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