Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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