i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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