her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize