Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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