Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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