I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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