I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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