ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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