The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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