Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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