if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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