would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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