Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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