heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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