Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The Olympian is in my bed
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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