I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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