I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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