she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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