I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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